I Can Only Be Me...

Okay, so I was told to just go with my flow on this whole blog thing. I'm feelin' that. I don't know if it's the thought that others will likely read this or what that makes me feel that I need to have some type of format. I guess it's just my need for structure ..who knows.

- The fact that others view this thing is intriguing, yet limiting.
- I don't know how I feel about that.
- Probably the reason I don't blog more often.
- Whatever.
- Why is it that I blog most often when I'm in a funk.
- Maybe I won't call it a funk..but definitely a mood. I'm just kind of relishing in my thoughts today, trying to find the best escape route for them.
- I've been pretty unsuccessful so far.
- Sometimes I think I'm a little TOO damn considerate...hell, people don't give a damn about hurting my feelings.
- Oh well.
- I wear my emotions in my song.
- Safer than my sleeve, I never wear them there.
- I'd like to have as much control over their access and if I can't totally control it, I give it a good college try.
- Plus, they clash w/ my swagger...I do have an image to uphold, you know.
- Random.
- I feel like I'm trying to eat ice cream in a valley of forks. I mean, really..there are forks like EVERYWHERE. I'm starving so I'm trying my best with the damn fork... They're available, I'm hungry. The fork works just fine when either I'm not hungry and just eating to eat or when I'm starving b/c I'll take what I can get...but when I really want to enjoy every bite, taste every ingredient, savor all the flavors..the fork fails to deliver! That's some BS, it's too many freakin' forks floating around! Where's the spoon...where's the damn spoon?
- Indecent proposal is on...I should pay attention to the movie and rewatch it now that I'm old. B/c from my recollection, the premise was $1M to sleep w/ wife...couple does not have $1M. Where's the problem? Again, I'll watch it again, b/c maybe I'm missing alot of the fundamentals.

- I'm just saying...take one for the team. But again, I repeat the disclaimer: I haven't seen this since I was a kid so maybe there's more to the story.

OH, I was supposed to recap Mexico. I should've done this when I first got back b/c anyone who knows me knows that I'm very to the point so the little details get lost in the storm. I'll see what I can muster up about it.

- Lost my ID sometime b/w boarding the plane in Houston and de-planning in Mexico.
- Nope, not lying.
- Glad I speak proper english and I'm not too hard on the eyes...I'd probably still be sitting in the aeropuerto.
- Try and act all PC if ya'll want to, you know it's true. Had I been talkin' all like dis and had a gold front and some braids...they'da been lookin' at me like, "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. We didn't make the rules."
- God is on my side. Trust!
- tangent..sorry.
- "We give a complimentary breakfast and bottle of tequila to all of our preferred guest. That'll be $28."
- Nana and the security lady story! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I was bamboozled a time or two.
- TAXI!!
- Beautiful views, hot sand, deadly waters.
- "I thought I was a goner ya'll, I thought this was it." - Fan-Dreamy(I'll keep that, sR)
- Taboo...I SHALL NOT LOSE!!
- The happy couple were a sight for sore eyes.
- The apple may not fall far from the tree, but at least once they fall they don't have to worry about being associated w/ the other loser apples. YIKES...watch your siblings.
- Lizard, I know you're scared too, but run the OTHER way!!
- EL SQUID ROE, table dancing, and the Substitute Pimp.
- check email.
- Mess around and play MJ in Mexico....trouble, trouble. DON'T STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH!!! please note the picture below...this does NO justice to the spectacle I was forced to witness. Embarrassed and Associated.
- Suave House..too cold, too cold.
- "I only paid $6 dollars on the way here..."
- Okay, but just get out...what's her name?
- Budget Ballin': Quesidillas on resort $9...Back alley Taqueria $1.50.
- "Why ya'll keep runnin' from me..?" - Tommy Hilfiger tank in the club
- Yo girl, Baha.
- "Calling all Sorors to the floor...."
- Mama know how to drop it too.
- "Now you know I look like Woody from Toy Story in this hat..."
- BINGO!!
- The darkies in the pool try to escape death (choking, flailing and gagging included) after sliding down the dolphin slide into the six feet.
- Six-year old whities swim by.
- "When in Mexico, let them stick to what they know"...words to live by, next time..I'll just have a taco.
- SANCHO PANZA...um, um good!
- "La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha"...warn me next time before you breakout, kid. please?.
- I'm still as ignorant as I was 10 years ago when it comes to laughter. I can't help it...I've tried.
- In Mexico, people pimp their kids...Chiclet anyone?
- They'd sell you a pen cap before they put up a sign saying "please help".
- I respect you...here's a buck.
- The return of Treetop apple juice.
- "I don't have time to give you the whole deal, will you come to my presentation if I give you $300.....oh, ok. I had to ask" -Grand Hustle
- And the academy award goes to....CHERRY CHICLE'!!!
- "If you can't make it in America, you ain't shit" - Daddy Morand
- Spoken like a true pimp.
- "If I give you dollars, don't give me pesos" "...don't giver her pesos, Fan-Dreamy don't want pesos"
- Did she just say 'all the engagements'?
- Finally...my email came containing the Bally's health club card. What?..Your printers broken???
- "Where's the help?" - Potentially stuck in Mexico selling Chiclet
- Thanks Veronica!
- Since when is $50 dollars for a taxi a deal?
- 7 baggage screens, one errored detainment, and one missed connecting flight later...

HOME SWEET HOME. God Bless America!