Clue me in..!

Yo...what does a chick hafta' do? I mean really, fellas...I'm looking for answers. It's really hard out here fo' a chick...and I'm as melodic and heartfelt as my girl was when she was singing for her dude. It's HARD!!!

Now, I "thought" I was attractive, smart, in shape, good career-path, goal oriented...yadda, yadda. BUT, I have the hardest time meeting men. Let me rephrase....meeting men that I'm interested in getting to know better. I mean it's like pulling teeth. People always give me the..."oh, you're single b/c you want to be" or "I'm sure you're batting them off like flies". Well, folks...I'm removing the veil right now, ain't NOTHIN' happenin' this way. Zip, zero, nada, and it's getting downright ugly. Shameful even. I'm looking for some advice, tips, cousins (not former imprisoned ones please...I'm not there yet). But for real, what could I be doing wrong? I try to venture out every now and again, I'm pretty extroverted...hmm, I'm stumped...obviously.

I'm not trying to act like I'm perfect by any means..I have my issues like everyone else. I've heard such things as: too controlling, some-what intimidating, princess-like, opinionated...but hell, isn't everyone!! That's no excuse dammit. I'sa jus need some hep ya'll...a little HEP!

Did I mention it was hard out here? Please advise...

How Time Flies...

Wow, I feel like it's been yags since we spoke. I've kind of missed you. Life has pulled me in so many directions lately, it's just been a matter of getting my bearings and figuring out which way I want to go. I guess you could say I'm still figuring. Nonetheless, it's great to be back...I'll be in touch very soon. Thanks for understanding...I forgot how pretty you are. No need to blush...you know you da BOMB, heck, I created you! Be good...

Oh by the way, I made it through another year...can you believe it!! 26...yikes, I'll be 62 before you know it. Yowzer...yep, I said yowzer...it's really just that deep.